prettypapaya:

sounds like something a vampire would say

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Timestamp: 1402428305

guy:

death-by-lulz:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

Grandma’s Ghost

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Timestamp: 1402427719

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay, via nutellaismyfantasy)

planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

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foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via sophiehasthiss)

Timestamp: 1402424291

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(Source: confidnet, via acomas)