“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear
funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens
And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life